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"Utterly Heartlesss," by Jan Underwood


"Who would kill a Latin professor and cut her heart out? A jealous colleague? A union-busting dean? Or a student, driven to violence by the treacheries of Latin syntax?"

Jan Underwood's funny second novel is a murder mystery, a satire on the high cost of college, a work of magic realism and a love song to the Romance languages.

Here is another review!

 

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

Utterly Heartless

Utterly Heartless / Jan Underwood
(read as ebook -- approx. 188 p.)

In 2007, I read this author's first book, Day Shift Werewolf, which was a previous winner of the absolutely insane 3 Day Novelcompetition. I really enjoyed it, though it was a set of linked short stories rather than a straightforward novel.

So when I had the chance to readUtterly Heartless, a new novel by the same author, I jumped at it. It's just as entertaining, revealing much of the same dry humour and fascination with the unusual that the first book held. But it's also a longer, more complex novel, incorporating both the academic world and the oddities of the afterlife with the very physical nature of strip clubs and student relationships.

The basic premise: Linnea E. Nil, Latin professor, is murdered on campus one night, her heart torn from her body. Her best friend Dori Amore, French professor, is grief-stricken, but also shocked when Linnea's spirit appears to her, asking for help in tracking down the missing heart.

Linnea has made this request in hopes that this act of friendship will offer her redemption -- otherwise, she'll have to go to Hades, the afterlife she's been assigned to on the strength of a couple of academic papers written years before. The opening scenes where Linnea encounters the afterlife kiosk and is told to report to Hades are very amusing indeed, with Linnea wishing she'd thought ahead and selected her afterlife. She meets the poet Vergil, a gladiator or two, has a run-in with Charon the ferryman, and ponders what treat might distract Cerberus...

Among this very classical story, we also have a storyline that follows Latin student Alice, as she works in a strip club, goes to Professor Nil's classes, and has a semi-open relationship with roommate Tad (his name is suspiciously close to "cad", a clue to his nature, I think!) Her household is full of odd characters living on the cheap and trying anything they can to afford tuition -- surrogate pregnancy, drug tests, and of course, working in a strip club. There's an evil administrator on campus as well, determined to cut services and raise costs, who is the nemesis of both students and professors.

All this comes together in a funny, dark, and somehow touching story of friendship, love, and meaning. Underwood throws in some edgy themes -- politics, the high cost of education, murder and mayhem -- and blends it all up into a very engaging story. Linnea was a wonderful character, even as a spirit, and her adventures on the otherworldly side of the town of Bridges are quirky and clever.

Perfect when you feel the need to read about Hades, murder, and nefarious characters, tempered by sly humour and clever observations about the state of academia today. It's now available on Amazon, or if you prefer, directly from CreateSpace, so if you're intrigued, do get yourself a copy & enjoy the seasonal read.

from: http://indextrious.blogspot.com/


And here is a link to another Review!

UTTERLY HEARTLESS by Jan Underwood

Title Information Sheet
ISBN-13: 978-1484152362
ISBN-10: 1484152360
ebook ASIN: to come

Publication date: Sept. 15, 2013

Price:$13.95 U.S.

Format:softcover, 330 pages, high-quality paper

Trim Size: 5 ½ ” x 8 ½ ”

Category: Fiction—humorous

Age: adult
Availability: On Amazon, Kindle and from most booksellers. Distributed by Ingrams and Baker & Taylor.

Brief book description: A college professor accepts a questionable mission from the ghost of her murdered best friend, a Latin instructor, in order to spare the friend an eternity in Hades.

About the book: Who would kill a Latin professor and cut her heart out? A jealous colleague? A union-busting dean? Or a student, driven to violence by the treacheries of Latin syntax?

Dori Amore is reeling after her best friend's murder. But she's even more taken aback when the dead professor asks Dori to track down the missing heart. Can the heart put her friend's soul to rest? Does the task put Dori herself in mortal danger? And can she get something going with the cute guy who works at the morgue?

Jan Underwood's funny second novel is a murder mystery, a satire on the high cost of college, a work of magic realism and a love song to the Romance languages.

Marketing notes: Publicity and launch events in Portland. Marketing to public and academic libraries. Interviews and coverage on radio, television and podcasts. Author visits to libraries, book groups, and creative writing, fiction and Latin classes throughout the Pacific Northwest.

Comparable authors: Alexander McCall Smith, Kurt Vonnegut, Carl Hiaasen, J.K, Rowling, Norton Juster, Christopher Moore

Comments by advance readers:

"A delicious romp through academia and the Classics." —Jill Kelly, author of The Color of Longing

"What a horrid world these folks are living in, but how delightfully quirky they are all. Fabulous plotting! What a satisfying read!" —Theresa Martin, author of Round Earth, Flat Earth

Author website:http://www.funnylittlenovels.com

Author bio: Jan Underwood lives in Portland, Oregon, which, with its endless rains and offbeat culture, has inspired the magic realist cities in her books. Underwood has taught for more than 20 years at Portland Community College.
Utterly Heartless is her second novel.


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